LIVING ROOM – The Linguistics Olympiad community has been shaken to its core after UNESCO published a statement declaring that IOL Memes for Ergative-Absolutive Teens, along with its sister IOL meme pages, is facing imminent extinction without external interference. The meme page, which only produced a single meme in 2020, has been described as “on the brink of vanishing into the recesses of the internet” by digital anthropologist Kim Bundu.
“The coronavirus pandemic, and subsequent cancellation of events such as IOL 2020, has been devastating for meme page communities across the internet,” Kim explains, during a two-hour Zoom call that could have been an email. “Smaller, more niche meme pages, where there’s little enough content to fashion into memes in the first place, were particularly badly hit by this sudden lack of new content, and we aren’t sure about their chances of coming back even with a new olympiad in 2021.”
Other factors contributing to the decline in IOL meme populations include the worsening reputation of Facebook, the failure to pass on the meme pages to younger generations and a general feeling that there’s only so many memes you can make about IOL without just saying the same thing over and over (*cough* Telepathy *cough*).
A team put together by Kim and her colleague Mick Mack are working on a revitalization project in an attempt to mitigate the impact of this loss, saying that its extinction would be “devastating for our understanding of the typology of micro-community meme pages which is, admittedly, not a large field.” The project involves the possible resurrection of the problems tournament, a format which requires absolutely no creative thinking whatsoever, and the consideration of moving to other platforms like Instagram or, god forbid, TikTok.
When pressed for a statement on the UNESCO declaration, the admins of IOL Memes for Ergative-Absolutive Teens were found making a new meme page about Bernie’s mittens, hoping for greater mileage than their past efforts.